I’m old, go around.

"I’m old, go around."

It’s short. It’s witty. It’s brutally honest. And it works.

This isn’t just a bumper sticker — it’s a public service announcement with a twist of humor. The moment a driver pulls up behind and reads it, something changes. At first, they smirk ,maybe even laugh. But then the message settles in: this driver isn’t racing anyone. They’ve lived enough life to know that getting home safe is worth more than shaving 30 seconds off the clock.

Instead of honking or tailgating, the driver behind suddenly feels seen. They realize they’ve got two options: stay stressed and fume… or smile, switch lanes, and keep it moving. The sticker does the work for you, diffusing tension before it even starts.

It’s reverse psychology at its best. Instead of saying, “Don’t tailgate me,” this sticker makes the person behind rethink their impatience. They laugh, they relax, and they let it go.

For older drivers, it’s empowerment. For younger ones, it’s a reminder: wisdom means knowing when to slow down.

Clean design. Bold statement. Maximum impact.

Because sometimes the simplest words deliver the deepest truth: Life’s too short to rush someone who’s already lived it.

This sticker doesn’t just decorate your bumper — it changes road rage into road respect.

.:  black magnetic backing
.: All-weather durable
.: Made in the USA from globally sourced materials